Bollywood MMS: November 2013

Zong call free Packages

pakistan main pheli bar bane free call

hasil kare free friend numbers rat 12 se subo 7 bjy tak

break time offer aik ganta bat kare 3.99 main 12 se 2 bajay tak

and fridays form 12 to 4 pm

ab ap call kare 10 frnds number par

ZONG to ZONG . Rs. 2.00/minute

ZONG to any other network . Rs. 2.00/minute

SMS to any network . Rs. 0.20

ZONG Friends and Family numbers . 10 numbers

Break Time Offer Noon to 2:00 pm . Rs. 3.99 per hour

Break time offer Fridays Only Noon to 4:00 pm) . Rs. 3.99 per hour

ZONG Friends and Family rate Re. . 1.00/minute

MMS . Rs. 3/300KB

Mobile Internet . Rs. 10/MB

Super Free Number Free (24 Hours a day)

Limited time offer

All ZONG number

Exam SMS

Papa Beta tum 100% Number lena

Beta Nai Papa G fiker nahi kren ma 200% longa

Papa Bgairat mujsay Mazak krta ha

Beta

To Shuru kisny kia tha

Dua SMS

Tere Saamny Hai Zra Zra Teri Zaat Waqif-e-Haal Ha

M Bura Sahi Mujhe Bakhsh De

Mere Dil Ko Sakht Malaal Ha

Meri Neend Aankhon Se Door Hai, Mera Maazi Itna Kharab Ha

Yeh Karam Hai Rab-e-Jahan Tera, Mere Her Gunah Pe Naqaab Ha

Tujhe Ikhtiyar Hai Sab Ka Sab, Mera Tujhse Itna Sawaal Ha

Double Meaning SMS

Girl: Aj maat dalo

Boy: kyun

Girl: kal jb tm ny dala ta boht dard huwa me puri rat mslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lgta ha ye

EYE DROP BEKAAR HA

Na kaka na sady msg gandy nai hoty

Dosti SMS

Dosto ki ulfat se mujhe inkar Nh

Kon kehta ha k mujhe dosto se pyar Nh

Dosto se wada hai sath Nibhane ka

Bus mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar Nh

Doctor SMS

Dr ap konsa oil use kertay ha

Sheikh: sufi ka Oil

Dr: ap konsa soap use krtay ha

Sheikh:sufi ka soap

DR: paste

Sheikh: sufi ka paste

DR: shampooo

Sheikh: sufi ka shampoo

Dr: kiya sufi koi importd company hy

Sheikh: No..Sir sufi aur main ek hi kamray mein rehtay ha

Diwali SMS

Suno suno issay pehly k

Signal band hojaen

Mobile kharab hojaey

L8 chali jaey

Hmara Rabta khatam hojaey

to isliay hum apko jaldi se

HaPPy Diwali Kehty hain

Die SMS

Koi Na Aye Ga Zindagi m tere Siva

Bs ik Mout ha Jis ki Hum QaSam Nahi dety

Crying SMS

Na Roya Kar sari sari rat Kisi Bewfa Ki Yad M

aay DiL

Wo Khush Hy Apni Duniya Mein Teri Duniya Ko Ujar kar

Childhood SMS

Kash M Plat Jaon Bachpn Ki Wadi Mein

Na Koi Zrort Thi

Na Koi Zrori Tha

Challenge SMS

Challenge for u

Aik Larki ………… Pehne ……….. Ke kinary bethi thi

Achank uska pao phisla or uska ………. , ………. Main gir gya.

In Charo khali jga me aik hi lafz ata hai wo btao

Reply fast…!

Answer Is

Chashma

Broken Heart SMS

Hum ghreb ache ha duniya dar logo se

hum apne khuwab zaro toorte hai kisi ka dil nahi

Birth Day SMS

Aaj”TOM and JERRY

ki birthday ha

Un ki YAD me plz Plz Ye SMS

kam se kam

kisi 1 CARTOON” ko zarur SEND kare

..............

Mene to apna Farz pura kar diya

Bhabhi SMS

Girl: bhabhi Ma Apny Boy Friend ko Kia Don

BHABI: Us Ka Name Kya Ha

Girl: SHOZAB ALI

Bhabi: Wo Dikhta Kaisa Hy

Girl: Wonderful, Beautiful, Smart,

AND

hand some

Bhabhi: To Phr Mera WARID Wala Number Dey Do

Bewafa SMS

BeGana hum ne to nah kiya kisi ko apne se

dost

JiS ka dil bharta gya wo chorta Gya

Barish SMS

Beeg jany do is barish ki bondo men humen

K ishq ki aag men hum boht jal chuky hen

April Fool SMS

<(“,)> Kaan

( ( KhoL Kar

( ( Sun Lo

Agr kisi ny mery sath April Fool manay ki koshish ki.

To Koi baat nahi mujy pehly hi pta ha k aj April fool day ha

Afsana SMS

Dhaanp rahi thi Wo Khud ko Aanchal Se bar bar

Raat Chhupa Saki hai bhala Husan Chaand ka

Advice SMS

Itny khush raho k Ghum b Khushi me badal jaey

or ity ro ke ke ankho se pani khtm ho jaye meri advice ha

hehehehehehehheheheheheeh

23 March SMS

Hum to mit jayen ge ae Arz-e-watan Lekin tujh ko

Zinda rehna hai Qayamat ki Sehr hone tak.

23 march

Qarar Dad_E_Pakistan Ka Din MuBarak Ho.

14 August SMS

|=–.._..-=-._.

| ! (* ;

|=–!._..-=-._;

| ~ 14 August

- Jashan-e-Azadi Buht Buht

~ M U B A R A K !!

- Pakistan zindabad

Eid-ul-Fitr SMS

My Name is Message

MuJe sMs bhi kaha jata Hay

Meri speed 300 km per second hy

Aur Main “..Shozab ali..”

K mobile mein postman ki job krta hun.

Boss

Ny Aapko “Salam or 2nd Day Of Eid Mubarik” kaha hy.

GOD Bless u, Ab ma chlta hun mujy

Election SMS

Humne to tabdeeliii ko vote dia tha

Sala Vote hi tabdeel hogya

Facebook SMS

A girl messaged me on fb k tum Face book pe apni picture upload mat kia karoo

mein ne pucha: Q

Tou woh boli: wo kia hy na k LIPSTICK se mere computer ki screen kharab ho jati hy

Ye Larkian b na

Friendship SMS

Bachpan me mere doston k pas watch nahi thi Lekin time sab k pas tha

Aj sab k pas watches hen Lekin Time kisi k pas nahi

Funny SMS

Me ne 1 dafa charagh ragra to 1 jin us me se nikla

Jin bola agar Tu apna 1 pyara dost chore to me tujhe “mobile

do ga 2 ko chor de to “Rolex” ki ghari do ga

5 ko chor de “25 lakh Rupee” do ga aur

Sabhi dosto ko chor de to “Ferrari” do ga.

Me ne jin ko dekha aur kaha Ye dost woh he jinho ne meri

har khushi har gham me sath diya

Mere bachpan se le kar aaj tak mere sath rahe

Kabhi me roya to apne hatho se mere aansu ponche

1 glas pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya

Meri 1 awaz par bhaage chale aaye

KHAIR Koi baat nahi Lekin “FERRARI” Red hi dena

Ghazal SMS

Dil k lut jane ka izhaar zaruri to nahi

Ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zaruri to nahi

Mujhe tha ishq Teri rooh se or ab bhi hy

Jism se ho koi sarokar zaruri to nahi

Main Tujhe toot k chahoon to Meri fitrat hy

Tu bhi ho Mera talabgar zaruri to nahi

Neend To Dard K Bistr pe bhi aa skti he

Un ki Agosh Mein Ho Sir Zorori To Nahi

Ae sitam gar zara jhank Meri Ankhon mein

Zubaan se pyar ka izhaar zaruri to nahi

Golden Words SMS

Pareshani Kamosh honay se kam

Sabr karne se khatam.

Aur

Shukar karne se khushi mein badal jati hai

Good Morning SMS

TUm sOte hOyE k¡TnE achE |aGte hO

uTh jaO k tUm kO haMar¡ nazar na |aG jayE

Assalam_O_ Alaikum

GOOD MORNING

Good Night SMS

Chalo so jate hain ab phir kisi such ki talash me

K subha phir jhoti dunya ka deedar karna ha

Holiday SMS

Eid ki chuttiyan tu khatam

Udaas na ho

Schedule for next month holidayssss

9 November Iqbal Day, Saturday

10 November Sunday apni chutti

14 November, Thursday 9 Muharram

15 November, Friday 10 Muharram

16 November, Saturday hum kar laainge

17 November, Sunday apni chutti :)

Yahooooo

Phaila do market mai naya aya hai..

Njoy all my frnds)

Humsafar SMS

Hum NaDaN thy jo us ko apna Humsafar samjh bethay

Wo chalta to mery Sath tha magr kisi Aur ki Talash main

Independence Day SMS

Abhi tak paon se jakri hai zanjeerein ghulami ki

Din aa jata hai azadi ka azadi nahi ati

Good By Jashn e azadi mubbarak’s Day

Insult SMS

Indian said Hamara to bacha bacha Dance kr leta ha

American said Hamare to DOGS b chor ko pkar lete ha

Japani said Hamari to FISH b Baskit BALL khel leti ha

Pakistani

Le das

Sade te

KHOTAY v sms parh lende ny

Ha ha ha

A vaji A kan ty

O pa g kadi has v lia kro

IQBAL Day SMS

IqBaL tErI QaUm Ka IqBaL KhO GiYa

MaZi tO SuNeHrA hAi,MaGr hAaL kHo GiYa

9th NoVeMbEr ShAiR-e-MaShRiQ IqBaLs DaY

Islamic Poetry SMS

Ay Khuda Ik Moqa Hum Ko B Dy SaFar-E Makka Ka

Suna Hai K Tere Ghar Mai Or “Jannat” Mai Koi Farq Nh

Jumma Mubarak SMS

Friday of 10 Muharram Mubarak to All

Allah Ic Din k Sadky Hume Hadayet Atta Farmeay

Ameen

Friday Mubaram of 10 Muharram

Kanjoos SMS

buzurg farmate hen k mujhe 3 qisam k log bure lagte hen

1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho

2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe

Phir chup hogaye yaha tak k Ankhon me ansu agaye

Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon he?

Wo buzurg rone Lage

Roty roty hichkiyan agayi or behosh hogaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage tu dubara behosh

hogaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas pakag ho or Wo phr b Msg Na kare:

Love SMS

aajib Hay Har Amer Par

Waajib Hay Har Amer Par Sadqa Zakaat Ka

H3kmaT

Tum Bhi Ameer_e_Hussan HoSadqa Dya Karo

Miss You SMS

Boht Dino Se Bhola

Huwa Tha Muhabat

Aaj Lafz-e-BewAfa

Suna To, Kuch Log

Bohat Yaad AaEy

Pathan SMS

Teacher Qatil kise kehte hain

Pathan Muje nhe pta

Teacher For example Tum ne apne baap ko Qatal kr diya.Ab tum kon hue

Pathan

YATEEM

Teacher DUr fity MoU

Poetry SMS

Khak Par KHon Se Tehreer_e_Muhabat Likh Di

Khaak Zadon Ko

Kahan Dasht Mein

Kaghaz Milta

Pogo SMS

Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Chosni Gift Ki

Baap: Yar Itna Chota Bacha Chosni Nahi Peta

Dost: Ye Us K Liye Nahi

Tere Liye Hai . . . .

Teri Chosni To Ab Bacha Piye Ga.

wellcome back pogo

Punjabi SMS

Baba Waris Shah

MERE DIL DI PEHLI KAHANI PARH

KISE HOR NU YAR BNAVI NA

MENU SOCH SAMAJ K DIL DEVIN

MAIRY NAL MZAQ BNAVI NA

IS PYAR DY ROLY HUNDY NE

DIL QAIM RAKHIN KHBRAVI NA

JE TU MANGEN TE MAI JIND DESAN

PER KISE HOR NU YAR BNAVI NA

VAIRI JAG SARA ES PYAR DA AY

BE QADRY NU DARD SUNAVI NA

AY DUNYA BARI E ZALIM AY

AINU KADI VI DUKH SUNAVI NA

HAR EK NI HUNDA PYAR DE KABL

AY GAL MAIRI TU PULAVI NA

J MIL JAVEY TENU DOST SCHA US DOST NU KDAY GAVAYEN NA

Quaid-e-Azam SMS

Quaid-e-Azam k Dour-e-Hakomat me

1 aurat ne Quaid-e-Azam say request ki

k meray Be-Gunah betay ko bacha Lo

Quaid-e-Azam nay Muqadma Larra or

Larky ko bacha lia aurat bahot Shukar

Guzaar hue Magar 1 Sawal Kiya…

K Aaj to Aap hain to mery bety ko bacha liya

Kal jub Aap nahi hon gay to

hamary Be-Gunah’ Bachon ko kon bachaye ga

‘Quaid-e-Azam’ nay bahot khobsurat jawab diya:

MERE PHOT0 WALAY N0TE.

Rainy Day SMS

Baarsati Ghatta or Us Men Teri Yadon Ki Rim Jhim

Dost

Kya Hal Bayaan Karon Main Is BeDard Moasam Ka

Happy Raining

Rakhi SMS

Wo Konsa Tehwaaaar ha

Wo Konsa Tehwaar ha jo larka larki k sath manany se darta hai

. Raksha Bandhan

HaPpPpPpYyYyY Rakshaw Bandan with Allot of Love

Ramzan SMS

Dunya Bhar k Doctors Ki Team Ne Mout Pe Research Ki Or Is Nateejay Pe Ponhchay

Mout Allah Ki Taraf Se Aati Hay

Aftari Ki Dawat Dene Se Nah

Relationship SMS

Un K Liye Aeham Aur Wo B

Hum

. .

Ay Dil-E-Nadan Bas Pagal Hai

Tu B

Sad SMS

Tanhaa Sard Raton Main Yehi Hai Mashghala Apna

Laga Kar Taik Takiye Sy, Tujhy Bus Sochty Rehna

Sardar SMS

Sardar intrview deny gaya

Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha

Sardar:

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!

Sardar:

Turr.tur..Tur Tuss

Shab-e- Meraj SMS

Aj rat SHAB-E-MERAJ ki raat ha

Doston agr mjh se koi galti ho gae ho to mjhe muaf kr do

Ma ne bi sb ko muaf kiaa

KHUDA hm sb k haq ma behtar kre ga InshaaALLAH

bura to main buhat hu

Magar phirr b yarr

sorry for all of my bad behaviour

Shadi SMS

New style to purpose a girl

Boy to Girl: Will u marry me just select a option

a) Yes

b) A

c) B

Student SMS

Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota Rahega

Bas,Ab hamen ayse papers chahiye

Total marks 50 Choose the correct answer

1- Tere Mast

Mast____Nain.

(5-2-4)

2- Meri ___ ab tum hi ho

(Behn, Bijli, Ashqi, )

3- Mery photo ko sene se yar chipkale sayian ____ se

(smad bond, Fevicol, UHU, Elfy

4- Rani mei too ____.

(chacha, Mama, Raja)

5- _____ ki jawani

(Nabila,sheela, Anila)

6- Muje To teri ___ lag gai

(Duaa,Dollatti, latt)

7- Munni ____hoi

(pagal, dewani,bdnam,)

New pattern forward to all students & teachers

Hamara khwab parha likha pakistan

Summer Season SMS

Na Kron afsos Apni Qismat py to or kya karon

DOST

Jisay Zindgi Say Barrh k Chaha usi nay aaj barf Nahi di

<(“,)>

) (

_/ /_

kachi lassi

bnani c.

Veena Malik SMS

Veena Malik SMS,

Jahan Girlfriend se ziada TEST ko or

Date pe Jany se ziada Attendance

ko ehmiyat di jaye wahan pe jana hi Bewaqofi hai…

Veena Malik ka swedish college Gujranwala k doray say saaf inkar

wafa sms

Koi mila he nh jis ko wafa dete

Har aik ne dokha dia kis kis ko saza dete

Ye hamara zarf tha k khamosh rahe Werna.

Dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete

wafa geeeeeeee

husband and wife sms

Husband ka educated hona zarori haa

Pathan ki educated wife ne usey office jate wqt

pyar se kaha

see you in the evening

Pathan:

Hum b tumko dekh le ga, dhamki apny bap ko dena

Gham-e Hayat Ka Jagra Mita Raha Hai Koi

Chale Aao K Dunya Se Ja Raha Hai Koi

Azl Se Keh Do K Ruk Jaye Do Ghari

Suna Hai Aane K Waada Nibha Raha Hai Koi

Wo Is Naz Se Bethe Hain Lash K Pass

Jese Rothe Hoye K Mna Raha Hai Koi

Palat Kar Na Aa Jaye Phir Sans Nabzon Main

Itne Haseen Hathon Se Myat Saja Raha Hai Koi

tanha Valentines Day

Tu mila to sadion baad b

meray lab pe koi gila na tha

ussay mere chup ne rula diya

jissay guftagu mein kamal tha

new Valentines Day sms

Bachpan ke din kitne acche hote the

Tab dil nahi sirf khilone toota karte the

Ab ek aanshu gire to saha nahi jata

Bachpan me to dil bhar ke roya karte the

2014 Valentines Day sms

Agar Kabhi Tum Jaanna Chaho

to Tum Mere Liye Kya Ho To Sun Lo

Meri Har Sans Mein Tum Ho

Meri Har Dharkan Mein Tum Ho

Meri Har Aahat Mein Tum Ho

Meri Har Chahat Mein Tum Ho

Mere Har Lafz Mein Tum Ho

Har Naam Tumhara Naam Hai

Har Baat Tumhari Baat Hai

Meri Pehli Aur Akhri Mohabbat Tum Ho

very sad Valentines Day sms 214

Jb Udas Ho To GunGuna Lena Mujh KO Jb Tumaraa Koi Na Bane To

Apna Bana Lena Mujh KO

Kabi Agar Socho K Tum Se Ziyada Tumen Kn Chahata Ha

To Apne Naam K Sath Phir Se Dohara Lena Mujh, KO

Hansne K Liye To Mil Jayen Ge Hazaron Tum Ko

Jab Rone K Liye Na Mile Koi Kandha To Bula Lena Mujh KO

Happy valentine’s day sms valentine greetings

Happy valentines day sms valentine greetings

Name :kashif malik

Address :in your heart

Cell phone:........

To,

The SWEETEST

GIRL FRIENDS

ALL OVER THE WORLD....... ..:-)

With the response of your advertisment in Daily Dawn. Dated, February 14,2007. Uncle i would like to offer my self for the post of her BOY FIREND ....my profile for your kind considration.

i shall be glad to attand an interview at any time accourding to your convinence

Your faithfull

kashif

Ek sawal 14FEB VALENTINES DAY

ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI

KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD

14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY"

MANANA PADTA HAI

valentine sms collection and select a valentines sms for your valentine

sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju aap jesse saaks ko

khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho

use gulab kya bhejun..

love and wish them happy valentines day

Boy in shop

Sir

koi valentine card hy jis pe likha ho

"Tum hi mera pehla or akhri pyar

ho" ??

Dukandar: Han ji hay..

Boy:

o.k

12 de do

Happy Valentines Day

zameen main ghaar ho or main waha raho

jaha suraj meri help kare dakhene main

mujy strat chahiye tum mujy umeed dalao

or mujy zarorat ha terypyar ki khushi ki

Happy Valentines Day

Anyone Can Be Passionate ,purjosh,

But It Takes Real Lovers To Be Silly

(Rose Franken)

U Came In My Life

bohat dafa

I Thought I d Never

talash kiya ha some 1 pyar ke liye

d Way I Needed 2 B

Loved Then

U Came In My Life

Showed Me

kya pyar sucha ha

Really Is

Happy Valentine’s Day

Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi

karny ki Dhamki dy to

Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k

Uski Tind kr den..

5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.

Agr Uska

Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag

jaye Ga.

ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY.

Walidain k kehne pe

agr jawan beta Namaz

nhi prhta to muhaly

ki kise khubsurat

larki sy kahein k wo

use namaz parhny ka

kahein

Zubaida apa k islami

totky

Maine kaha m0hbt me kuch ß kr skta hun faraz

Usne kaha 1 anday k 2 Omlet t0 bna kr dikha0

(,”)/’ hut ja yar /) / zubaida apa

_//_ k pas jana hai.

Agar mobile ki battery low ho

Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle

mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida

apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b

totka batayen

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye

ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy

Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga

Wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi ha

Dastar khan.

“Zubaida Apa” ky peheli waly tootky

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon

to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se

kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi

Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho

To Usko “Burqa’a” Or “Naqab” Pehna Lo

Is Tarha Shabbir B Nai Dekhe Ga

Or Munni Bad-Nam B Nai Hogi

Zubaida Apa K Jawani K Totkey

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein

toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,

Dhaniya Powder,

Pise Haldi,

Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,

1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

Agar aap tarap tarap k marna chahte hain to aaap

Shadi karlen

“Zubaida apaa k Azmooda totky

Masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae

ek Juta 1 konay mein or dusra Juta dusrey konay

mein rakhnay se CHAPPAL chori nai hogi

“ZUBAIDA APA ke jumay wale totke

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem

is tarah karne se

biryani kam par sakti hai

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho

ye totke kahan se lati ho

Aapa replies

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke

Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy

To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr

Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain.

Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori

tambaco ki pati dal den tu koi b aenda

ap sy chae ki farmaish nhi kryga

(zubeda aapa k janleva totky

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou

2 Eggs

1 Spon

Lal-Mirch

Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to

the number of days left for EXAMZ

Keeping the syllabus constant

Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me

Ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi

Subh ankh b nhi khulegi

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai

jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi

1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr

dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya

Agar apke daant main Keera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch

mat khayen piyen

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy

to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi

Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho

Ghar jawo

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost

Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy

Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary

tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,

Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!

NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!

(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)

Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

..Wah Wah..

Kia Sher He

Zara Ghor Karen

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khany Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

Tere Ishq K Pakore Pakty Hen Jis Me SHAN Masala Dalta He..!

(‘.’)/Oye Hoye

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_| \_ AAPA:-)’

Hor pucho totkay

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Hor pucho totkay

zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho

Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya

Karo

Zubaida Aapa Masala Tv

Pe Recepy

Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay

1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me

rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

(Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka

Goldn words Zubaida aapa k

Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd k

leta hai to yaad rkho

“Kundi 2no tarf hoti ha

Tusi baarun laa k nass jao

Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey

Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka

Choolha jalta hy

Wah wa wa

Agay tou Sunyn janab

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy

Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy

Kia bat hy

loot lia yaa

1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle beer

1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle beer

ka same rate ho gaya hy

Faisla app ka ha

“Jhoom lain

Ya

“Ghoom lain

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan

aik shair ne sab ko kha lya

lakin

end mai aik aurat rah gaye

shair us aurat k paas gaya

aur

us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga

“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho

raha hai plz koi totka bataoo”.. :D

Appa is back

ZUBAIDA AAPA

Ki Liyari Men Entry Band

Waja

BALOCHO K

Baal Seedhy Krne Ka

Koi Totka Nahi Diye

\ (,”)/’

/ Jao Rrhe Aapa

Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi aur pathan jarahay they

Key rastay mein achanak aik bhoot aya wo bhola

ke agar tm log samandar me kuch aisa penko ke wo main

dhoond na sakoo to main tum logo ko zinda chor dunga

agar nahi to mardalo ga Panjabi ne apna watch pehenka

bhoot dhoond kar le aya aur usay mar dia

pathan ne apni chadar bhoot ne dhonda aur usay bee

mardala

Zubeeda apa ne desprin penki wo pani mein hul ho gae aur bhoot

usay dhoond nahi paya aur usay zinda chor dia

kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai

Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada

nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga